Want a job? the Feds are hiring! The pay is up to $103k. Position is working for the new consumer protection bureau that Odumbo has created, and guess what??!! Here are the requirements:

U.S. citizen
Background investigation
May be required to serve a one year trial period

What?? No college degree? No experience? I think Obama should apply. But, wait, he is not a U.S. citizen and wouldn't pass a legitimate background investigation.